[I don't really know how to break this to you, people. I've thought about it long and hard, off and on, all weekend long. How will I say it? Are they going to be terribly upset with me? Should I soften the blow with some good news or something? You know, I wonder if Richard Simmons even *owns* a pair of long pants?
The questions were many and answers so few.
But, I'm just going to come out and say it. I may be absent from this blog for a week or so. I have a ton of work to do this week, and this little innerweb shithole diary blog journal webspace thingy of mine is nothing but a humongous distraction to my productivity (gahtdamnit).
So, listen, I am truly sorry. I'm pretty sure you will survive. And if you get to missing me too much, go back to those beautiful, beautiful archives and love me all over again (bring a condom this time). That's what I do in times of need.
Anyway, dear peoples, have a good week -- we will be making sweet, sweet bloglove again soon, I promise. And, just to soften this terrible blow, some good news:
(You're welcome.)]
Now imagine it on the top of a skyscraper fighting a huge robot made of reflective metal. That's what my post is like.
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